Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
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Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
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I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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