That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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