Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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