i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
my nose is crying tears of wow.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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