Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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