She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Randomize
