I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
