hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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