So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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