Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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