They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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