i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
there's paper in my vomit.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
