I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
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The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
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