Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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