You smell like stripper and shame
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
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I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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