return my video game
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
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Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
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Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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