I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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