Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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