no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
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I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
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That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
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They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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