who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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