how can u be prego again
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
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No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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