id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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