Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Randomize