i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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