who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
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She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
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He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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