So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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