i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
Randomize
