just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
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you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
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He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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