There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
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Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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