I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
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It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
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I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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