fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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