if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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