So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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