belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
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He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
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It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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