So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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