therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
she woke up with a sticky ear
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
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currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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