Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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