even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
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