We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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