it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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