i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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