Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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