D3 body, D1 cock
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
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