so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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