Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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