your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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