i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
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So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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