This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
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Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
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I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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