Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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