It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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