Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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