ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
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I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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