omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
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