Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
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Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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