Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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