Me. At least after what I've been through.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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