I think scott just propositioned me for sex
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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