I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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