After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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